Naughty Kids Jokes
Once a boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to outside shopping. Kid decided to go fishing and he had to take her sister along.
In the evening, he told to his mother that "I'll never do that again!" "I didn't catch a thing!"
His mother said, "Ok, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and she will not scare the fish away,"
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait !!"
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Kid-1: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Kid-2: Because it's too far to walk!
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Sim: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Tom: To get to the other slide.
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Mom: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
Kid: It barked with de-light!
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Nancy: why are fish so smart?
Dad: because they live in schools.
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Teacher: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Kid: The word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
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What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A very nervous postman.
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Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A taxi driver.
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What do the little people ride?
Mini van
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What is snake's favorite subject?
Hiss - tory
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Where do the pianists go for vacation?
Florida Keys
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Where do married women go?
Mississippi
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What has 5 eyes and is lying on the water?
Mississippi River
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Which states are good for laughing?
Idahohoho, Hohohowaii, Ohahahaio, and Oklahohohoma
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What do the blanket say to the bed?
You are under cover