Kids Knock Knock Jokes
Who's there?
Butch!
Butch who?
Butch your little arms around me..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Figs!
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
D-1!
D-1 who?
D-1 who knocked..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Dories locked that's why i am knocking..
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who?
Albert you don't know who this is..
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Knock Knock!
Drat no-one there!
12Knock Knock..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe'ning the door too slow, come on..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter..
Butter who?
Butter let me in..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce..
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In..
Who's there?
Sasha!
Sasha who?
Sasha lot of questions..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Harry..
Who harry?
Harry up and answer the door..
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby..
Toby who?
To be or not to be..That is the question..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Letter..
Letter who?
Letter keep knocking..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Water?
Water who?
What are you doing..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Winnie..
Who Winnie?
Winnie is good, he is very very good..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
That's right owls hoo?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I eat map.
I eat map who?
It may take a while to get it but keep repeating it..
Knock Knock!
Nobody is home..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
A little old man who can not reach the doorbell!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Centipede!
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree..
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Angelina..
Angelina who exactly..